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| | . http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html . The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
"The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said. “Now that we know hydrogen sulfide’s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation..." Yes, they ARE going to make pills that make you fart!
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| | | Posted Friday, October 24, 2008 4:21 PM | |
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| | | Posted Friday, October 24, 2008 4:22 PM | |
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| | Scientists don't know nothing! Farts are God's way of telling the people around you that you stink.
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| | | Posted Friday, October 24, 2008 4:26 PM | |
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| I think a more important discovery would be the role of the funk in sharts.
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| | | Posted Friday, October 24, 2008 4:28 PM | |
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| | This should be moved, I was wrong, it IS Jaguars related. Someone on Offense has a high blood pressure. http://www.jaguars.com/news/article.aspx?id=7352
Tim from Jacksonville, FL:
What’s the funniest thing you have heard in the huddle in your time with the Jaguars? Tony: The funniest thing I heard was probably somebody asking who farted.
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| CowboyBarry (10/24/2008)
I think a more important discovery would be the role of the funk in sharts.How big of a shart does it need to be until it is considered a full blown crap in the pants?
11-04-08 I can see the brewery from my house.
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| Bjagfan (10/24/2008)
. http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html . The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
"The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said. “Now that we know hydrogen sulfide’s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation..." Yes, they ARE going to make pills that make you fart! I don't need any pills. Give me a nice lamb vindaloo...and stand back. It's gonna get stinky.
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| 6 Joe Six-Pack 6 (10/24/2008)
CowboyBarry (10/24/2008)
I think a more important discovery would be the role of the funk in sharts.
How big of a shart does it need to be until it is considered a full blown crap in the pants?
When it's more than you can hide long enough to get to a bathroom/back home?
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| 6 Joe Six-Pack 6 (10/24/2008)
CowboyBarry (10/24/2008)
I think a more important discovery would be the role of the funk in sharts.
How big of a shart does it need to be until it is considered a full blown crap in the pants?
When it gets itchy down there.
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| 6 Joe Six-Pack 6 (10/24/2008)
CowboyBarry (10/24/2008)
I think a more important discovery would be the role of the funk in sharts.How big of a shart does it need to be until it is considered a full blown crap in the pants?
When it runs down your leg?
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