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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:45 AM




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River Cricket (10/7/2008)
OK, so my windows are open, but the smoke won't leave the kitchen and blow out the windows. I know a few of you blaze. What did you use to do when your parents go home?

I blew it out the window.

They still busted me.



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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:46 AM




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River Cricket (10/7/2008)
OK, so my windows are open, but the smoke won't leave the kitchen and blow out the windows. I know a few of you blaze. What did you use to do when your parents go home?
I tell them bye when they go home.




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Post #639674
Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:47 AM




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Here's an idea.  Cook another bag of popcorn, just don't burn it.  Maybe the smell of buttery goodness will overpower the burnt disgustingness.



"I've never been one to run from a problem.  I deal with them.  Weak people don't have problems, only tough people have problems" - Bobby Bowden

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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:48 AM




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How the hell do you over cook popcorn anyway?



DUUUUVAAAAL

TEAL OUT

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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:48 AM




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River Cricket (10/7/2008)
OK, so my windows are open, but the smoke won't leave the kitchen and blow out the windows. I know a few of you blaze. What did you use to do when your parents go home?


Got a paper towel roll, stuffed it full of dryer sheets, and exhaled through that. Snuggly soft smelling smoke.

Don't know how that's gonna help your popcorn catastrophe, though. For that I'm sure there's some solution involving duct tape and/or WD-40.




"We live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality. We are that reality. When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything. That is all."

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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:50 AM




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KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)
Here's an idea. Cook another bag of popcorn, just don't burn it. Maybe the smell of buttery goodness will overpower the burnt disgustingness.


hahahahah...im so hungry. I'm gonna eat some oreos..or a frozen dinner.




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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:51 AM




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I ate an entire large papa johns pizza earlier.

I'm a pig!



Don't Take Life Too Seriously

 

 

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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:52 AM




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So the first time I ever tried weed, I ate 3 pot brownies. I was freaking out and made some pretty fun videos of myself on my Macbook. Anyways, the girl I was dating at the time could have been called Biggie Smalls. Remember that skit The Haters Ball, from Chappelle? "Yo momma got one big tata, and one little tata, so we called her Biggie Smalls." Well, I was pretty high so she was offended when I started laughing at her "condition." I proceeded to quote that entire skit and pretty much told her that seeing her naked reminded me of that episode. Then, I started singing, and I **** you not, Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see. Sometimes your breasts just cross-eye me" It was a pretty rough break up.



I make TMD look smart.
Post #639689
Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:53 AM




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You like fat women? If so, you might want to head up to Buffalo or Nashville



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Posted Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:55 AM




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Utopia (10/7/2008)
I ate an entire large papa johns pizza earlier.

I'm a pig!

Kung-Pao here. Yummy!




|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER   TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
 "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

If you're not wasted, the day is. My theme song.

Make the world a better place, punch Tim Teblow and Tony Stewart Kyle Busch in the face.

 

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