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| |  Posted Monday, September 29, 2008 10:30 AM | |
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| Cutting Your Pills ... An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra. 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.' 'I am 96,' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
“Vegetarian" — Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter. |
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| | | Posted Monday, September 29, 2008 10:35 AM | |
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| A guy goes to the doctor. During the examination the doc says, "Now go over to the window, look out and stick out your tongue." The guy says, "Why would you want me to do that?" And the doc says, "I don't like the man across the street."
Any disagreement viss zee policy of ziss board und zee absolute power of zee moderators ist verboten. Eef you do not like ziss, vee have vays to make you comply. Zo chust enchoy it or you vill be bannished forever. |
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