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Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 5:59 PM




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Would you survive....An Animal Attack?

I scored 100% across the board!



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|...BEER   TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
 "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

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Post #554347
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 6:33 PM




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I scored 100% too.

While I am certain I could fend off a housecat, I'm not so sure about large sharks, bears or elephants. Something is fishy...




You don’t win the title by assembling the best. You win the title by playing the best. JDR

Post #554405
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 6:42 PM




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I'm also there at 100%, but I wouldn't like my chances against many wild animals. I'm a big, tall guy, but even my crazy Husky can knock me down when she gets in the mood. She's only about 70 pounds, but she's strong, and pretty darn smart.



Don't Take Life Too Seriously

 

 

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Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 6:44 PM




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I'm at work... it blocked me, said it was pornography. I guess my company finds animals sexy!



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Post #554417
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 8:44 PM




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johnny blade (7/14/2008)
I'm at work... it blocked me, said it was pornography. I guess my company finds animals sexy!
Bestiality Bros. Inc?




|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER   TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
 "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

If you're not wasted, the day is. My theme song.

Make the world a better place, punch Tim Teblow and Tony Stewart Kyle Busch in the face.

 

Post #554530
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 9:22 PM




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Maybe our survivability is based on the fact that we are sitting in front of our computers. 100% certain not to encounter any of the wild beasts mentioned.



You don’t win the title by assembling the best. You win the title by playing the best. JDR

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Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 9:27 PM




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BUCKETHEAD (7/14/2008)
Maybe our survivability is based on the fact that we are sitting in front of our computers. 100% certain not to encounter any of the wild beasts mentioned.

Clearly, You've never been over to my house.



Don't Take Life Too Seriously

 

 

Post #554578
Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008 8:30 AM




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jones&24 (7/14/2008)
johnny blade (7/14/2008)
I'm at work... it blocked me, said it was pornography. I guess mycompany finds animals sexy!
Bestiality Bros. Inc?


Well the site is called theirtoys.com. Not real hard to make the porn connection with that.

BTW, I scored 100% against most with a low of 52% against a bear and a gorilla.




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But only if the results of said careful, scientific observation fully corroborate my biased opinion.

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If It Ain't Teal, It Ain't Real

Post #554918
Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008 8:53 AM




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House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 82% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 71% Chance
Large Dog: 60% Chance
Wolf:52% Chance
Small Shark: 26% Chance
Large Shark: 0% Chance
Predetory Cat: 26% Chance
Elephant30% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 11% Chance
Bear: 7% Chance
Alligator: 0% Chance
Gorilla: 7% Chance
Human:11% Chance
 




'Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace
Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long

 
 
Post #554934
Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008 1:14 PM




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HA! I have a 100% chance against a large shark LMAO... I'll make sure i notify any sharks of this should they decide they'd like to eat me.


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