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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 12:39 AM




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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at John Henderson… dies

MJD can bullseye a Womp rat with his T-16




Let's Go Jags

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Post #556914
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:01 AM




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A coward dies a thousand deaths, unless Greg Jones is killing him.

John Henderson can change a leopard's spots.

Rashean Mathis can put off tomorrow what should be done today and still get it done today.

If you are not part of the solution Mike Peterson will beat you senseless.

Oil and water don't mix because Daryl Smith told them not to.

Paul Spicer can bring ice water to people in hell.

Fred Taylor can cross a bride before he gets there.



The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy.
 
Ludwig Wittgenstein

Post #556920
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:08 AM




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JagBoy23 (7/17/2008)
Fred Taylor won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Fred Taylor.

When Reggie Nelson looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can only be one Reggie Nelson.

those were Gold!

John Henderson wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

When Tony Pashos goes to donate blood he declines the syringe and requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Fred Taylor played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won!

Maurice Jones-Drew can predict the shuffle on his iPod.



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Post #556922
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:19 AM




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When Reggie Nelson yells FREEZE water turns to ice.

God rested on the 7th day because Mike Peterson told him to stop.



The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy.
 
Ludwig Wittgenstein

Post #556924
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:23 AM




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When Jack Del Rio got pulled over, he let the cop off with a warning!



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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 2:36 AM




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R. J. Soward



The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy.
 
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Post #556943
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 3:56 AM


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40 (7/18/2008)

MJD laughs at superman for only being a man of steel.






"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

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Post #556953
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 4:00 AM


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Superman was actually sent to earth as a baby because that was the only way to keep John Henderson from eating him.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.
Post #556954
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 4:02 AM


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Superman and the Flash had a race around the world. At the halfway mark they were both lapped by Rashaen Mathis.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.
Post #556955
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 4:06 AM


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Maurice Jones Drew can have his cake and eat it too.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.
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