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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 5:25 PM




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When John Henderson was born, he slapped the midwife.



David Garrard? Ive always liked him.

The Essex Blades. The heart and soul of British Football! 

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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:38 PM




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John Henderson answers rhetorical questions.
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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:32 PM




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Mrs. Jags02 has a joke she wants me to share with you...

The police just added a second charge against Matt Jones: Identity Theft. He was trying to impersonate a football player.





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Coach Del Rio: "Respect every opponnent, and fear nobody."
Post #556832
Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:05 PM




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I'm gonna keep this thread going as long as possible.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Reggie Nelson lives in Florida.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is John Henderson.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, John Henderson would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Greg Jones.  The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Greg Jones.






"I'm only here to do two things, kick some *** and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer."- Clint

Dazed and Confused

"The daddy say that he don't like my ways, probably 'cause I hit it three times today, dropped her off late with a sticky face, so a kiss on the cheek is your mistake." -Shwayze LOL

High Together

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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:28 PM




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The Mad Dog (7/16/2008)
2/3'rds of the earth is covered by water....the rest is covered by Rashean Mathis.





Hahahah, I think I just pee'd my pants.!!!




Section 122 row J!!
North Endzone!
Reggie "the eraser" Nelson Defensive MVP 2008!

Kristin says: Go JAGS! Buy season tickets, get in your seat, and get LOUD!!!

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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 10:48 PM


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This is a classy thread evrybody...Just love it
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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 10:52 PM




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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Mike Peterson can touch this.

Champions are the breakfast of John Henderson.

The only time Jack del Rio was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Vince Manuwi used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stays a safe 30 feet behind him.

Post #556874
Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:16 PM




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For my fellow engineers...

D. Smith can solve turbulence... And show his work.




Go heavy early.


You do not maintain perfection, you work for it everyday.


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Posted Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:59 PM




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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be John Henderson.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. John Henderson was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

If you can see Justin Durant, he can see you. If you can't see Justin Durant you may be only seconds away from death.

When Greg Jones looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Greg Jones and Greg Jones.



 



"I'm only here to do two things, kick some *** and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer."- Clint

Dazed and Confused

"The daddy say that he don't like my ways, probably 'cause I hit it three times today, dropped her off late with a sticky face, so a kiss on the cheek is your mistake." -Shwayze LOL

High Together

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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 12:31 AM




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Tim Tebow wears John Henderson pajamas.

Little known fact: Rashean Mathis found Saddam Hussein because Rashean catches everything.

Reggie Nelson can split an atom with his hands.

MJD laughs at superman for only being a man of steel.



The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy.
 
Ludwig Wittgenstein

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