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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 1:34 PM




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JagBoy23 (7/14/2008)
Jack Del Rio had a daughter, she lost her virginity so Jack found it and put it back

Hi Lauren. and hope and aubrey.



When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.    Thomas Jefferson

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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 1:40 PM




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ThaAntagonist (7/14/2008)
John Henderson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

hahahahahaha you just made my day.



"Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit." - Bear Bryant

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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:27 PM




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When Rashean Mathis jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Rashean Mathis'ed.



Think, it ain't illegal yet.....
Post #556008
Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:39 PM




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There's no ctrl key on Del Rio's keyboard.  Del Rio is always in control.
Post #556013
Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:45 PM




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John Henderson got sick ONCE, and the loogie he coughed up was the inspiration for WD-40.
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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:59 PM




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John Henderson's cell phone doesn't vibrate

 it trembles with fear



DO YOU HAVE YOUR SEASON TICKETS?

Post #556033
Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:23 PM




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Reggie Nelson's shoulder pads are actually two fists.



"Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit." - Bear Bryant
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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:32 PM




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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mike Peterson.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 60 yards. David Garrard can throw Brett Favre even further.

Paul Spicer doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Reggie Williams once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Rasheen Mathis' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rasheen Mathis.

Post #556050
Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:44 PM




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Matt Jones doesn't use cocaine, he just likes the smell.



Rob Meier #92 AKA Canadian Assassin: Makin Canadian Bacon out of QBs since 2000
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Posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:54 PM




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Jagbuck (7/16/2008)
John Henderson got sick ONCE, and the loogie he coughed up was the inspiration for WD-40.

Good one.



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Coach Del Rio: "Respect every opponnent, and fear nobody."

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