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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 4:11 AM


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Fred Taylor once won the Soap Box Derby with a real soap box.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.
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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 8:58 AM




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Dinosaurs were not killed by a meteor. The O-Line just fancied a light snack.



David Garrard? Ive always liked him.

The Essex Blades. The heart and soul of British Football! 

http://essexblades.com/

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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 11:16 AM




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John Henderson clogs the toilet when he pees.



|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER   TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
 "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

If you're not wasted, the day is. My theme song.

Make the world a better place, punch Tim Teblow and Tony Stewart Kyle Busch in the face.

 

Post #557053
Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 11:26 AM




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David Garrard can express Pi as a fraction.



The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy.
 
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 11:33 AM




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David Garrard has great taste and is less filling




Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.

 

 

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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 11:38 AM


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Oscar Meyer Weiners wish they were David Garrard.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schultz

 

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.
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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 12:29 PM




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Scientists in the movie The Day After Tomorrow attributed a killer tsunami wave to erratic weather patterns caused by global warming. Little did they know the tsunami occurred on the same night as John Henderson's honeymoon. Don't come a knocking when Big John is rocking.
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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:05 PM




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Ducky683 (7/18/2008)
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at John Henderson… dies

I want to play off this one.

He who laughs first, didnt wait for Greg Jones to laugh and died. He who laughs last knew better.



If I see a discussion forming, it will get axed - JM8
 
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Its Not Rocket Surgery

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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:43 PM




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David Garrard is so good, Byron's mother wants to adopt him



DUUUUVAAAAL

TEAL OUT

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Posted Friday, July 18, 2008 1:58 PM




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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Greg Jones.

John Henderson never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Mike Walker does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks them in the face. Nobody follows Mike Walker.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Quentin Groves to kill you...Fourty seven times.







"I'm only here to do two things, kick some *** and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer."- Clint

Dazed and Confused

"The daddy say that he don't like my ways, probably 'cause I hit it three times today, dropped her off late with a sticky face, so a kiss on the cheek is your mistake." -Shwayze LOL

High Together

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