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Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 5:43 PM





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I saw a thread like this a while ago and thought it was pretty funny.  There is too much negativity around the jaguars with all the matt jones stuff so i'm going to start a thread that has nothing to do with that.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with John Henderson

Fred Taylor doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face.  The only thing that can cut Fred Taylor is Fred taylor.

When Fred Taylor get stabbed, the knife bleeds.



Come at the king, you best not miss- Omar Little

The Wire

Post #554330
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 6:13 PM





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Brian Witherspoon is so fast he can throw a ball up in the air, run around the world, and still catch it.



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Coach Del Rio: "Respect every opponnent, and fear nobody."
Post #554376
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 6:59 PM





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Derrick Harvey doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.



Come at the king, you best not miss- Omar Little

The Wire

Post #554440
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:01 PM





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Quentin Grpves once shot a F-15 fighter jet by simple point his index finger at it and yelling "BANG!"



http://www.myspace.com/thaantagonist
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The agony of being alone
The fear of doing things on my own
The test and trials that come to make me strong
The feelings of guilt, hurt, shame, and defeat
The way the trials that beat upon me
But to know Lord that in you I've got victory
Post #554444
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:02 PM



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When David Garrard breaks wind, they call it air freshener.
Post #554446
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:04 PM





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Henderson doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.



Don't Take Life Too Seriously

Get Well, 76

Post #554450
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:08 PM





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David Garrard made some shocking publicity recently for his public massacre of the "Periodic Table of Elements" (There were no survivors).

When asked "Why would you take away something so great from our Jacksonville's scientific community?" David responded rather calmly, "Because.. The only element I recognize is the element of surprise!"'

-SpitfireMkVIII

Post #554453
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:14 PM





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The Jaguars can't keep lines on the field. Matt Jones snorts them faster than they can put them down.



PRAISE THE OMNIPOTENT INTERN!!! 

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Baron Acton

Post #554461
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:15 PM





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Henderson doesn't have a night-lite because he is afraid of the dark.

Henderson has a night-lite because the dark is afraid of him.



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Post #554464
Posted Monday, July 14, 2008 7:15 PM