Contradict much? BTW, check on the is/are usage thing. Something seems amiss.

Trust me...we know.

Wait...you just said....oh never mind.

If that is who you named him after, do you realize you misspelled your own son's name? Or do you not know how to spell the person's name you named your son after? Maybe the person you named your son after doesn't know how to spell his own name? I'm getting a headache.

Hmmm....

Yet he doesn't know the difference between a push and a punch?

You came here bragging about your I.Q., what a bad arse your son is, and how the entire fan base was picking on poor little Matt Jones for doing something incredibly stupid. Now you don't know why you're (conjunction of you/are, btw) getting flamed? Wow.

I doubt you have AN I.Q. of 145. I know some very intelligent people, and I are one myself (that's called sarcasm, darlin'). Your mastery of grammar, sentence structure, paragraphs, punctuation, spelling, and the english language in general leaves a lot to be desired. Either your I.Q. is lower than that, or my friends and I are a lot smarter than I thought.

If you want to keep posting, please do. It's the dead zone, and your posts are very entertaining. But, be warned: you will probably incite more Arkansas bashing. It really doesn't bother me, and I was born and raised here. The way I see it, when someone stereo types an entire group of people (as you have many times...then bashed other people for it), they are showing their own lack of intelligence. Also, it's just an internet message board. Nobody takes it seriously.

Wait...I guess you did. Since I am replying, I guess I did. Now you've done gone and caused a paradox. GREAT! Now the internet is gonna 'splode! Thanks a lot, lady!!

Wait, I had a house on a lake, and we had a paradox. We also had a paraboats and a jet-ski too.

Don't Take Life Too Seriously

Maybe if you start humming a Nelson tune, it will be like an audible bat signal and she'll return.

Unfortunately, Nelson isn't part of my musical catalog, so you're on your own.

Voted the #1 A-Hole on Jaguars.com Never argue with idіots. They drag you down to their level, & beat you with experience.

The guy in Bjorn's avi isn't Gunner Nelson?

Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.

I didn't misspell my child's name.  I know that Nelson's is spelled Gunnar.  I chose not to spell it that way.  I wasn't a big fan, they were horrible.  But I liked the name.  I wanted a boy with blonde hair like that.  I am Cherokee and very dark haired, and brown-eyed.  I wanted him to have blonde hair and brown eyes.  I got it. 

I don't tell my children to beat people up.  I try to teach them how to stay out of one first of all.  Not to start one, but don't back down.  If someone hits you are you gonna let them beat the crap outta you?  Just because he is smart doesn't mean he is a wimp.  He hates violence.  He saw too much of it at home with his dad and when I got my kids and got out of there we have had a very peaceful household.  The jabs about that are way out of line.  I wouldn't wish that on anyone and it is very immature to make fun of someone who had no control over what another person did.  It was a learning experience of what NOT to be. 

I didn't explain the whole reason of the fight and why a push led to a punch.  As I said, the kid had been harassing a lot of kids.  He was new.  Our Boy Scout camp opened up for refugees from the hurricane victims of TX and LA.  He was a kid out of place and not sure how to act.  Maybe he was scared and wanted to let everyone know he wasn't someone to be messed with.  Well, our school is small and all the kids have been in school together from K-12.  They are good kids and very accepting of new people.  The new kid had beat up a couple of other kids and nothing was done to him.  When he started in with my son I told him to tell the bus driver and the teacher.  He did, twice.  Nothing was said or done.  My son got out of class, got his book bag and took off down the hall for his next class.  The new kid came up from behind him and pushed him.  Gunner asked him to stop.  He ran by and popped Gunner on the back of the head, ran behind him again and pushed him in the back again.  Gunner turned around and clocked him.  He didn't intend to do that much damage.  But it was witnessed and finally the kid got the punishment he had coming.  It was the school's fault for not doing something when the other kids are telling, what they are supposed to do.  Gunner's punishment was swats or suspension.  I wouldn't let them give him swats because of the situation so he took a suspension. 

There, there is something for you to play with Dork.  I'm kinda getting a kick out of you!  Oh, and that comment about being your own hero?  I think you already are.