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Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 2:39 PM





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Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper

ROSEVILLE, Minn. —  A man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper in Minnesota, police said.

Crews were clearing trees in a public area Thursday afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso.

Police are calling it a suicide attempt and said the man is 19- to 21-years-old.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356324,00.html





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Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 3:59 PM





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Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?



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Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 4:01 PM





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JJags32MJD (5/16/2008)
Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?

His life was going to pieces.



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Post #525776
Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 4:19 PM





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Maybe he wanted to be the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.........



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Post #525787
Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 5:39 PM





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maybe he was clearing some brush in Crawford and fell in



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Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 5:56 PM





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The Drifter (5/16/2008)
Maybe he wanted to be the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.........


Suicides don't count I think.




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Post #525835
Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 10:58 PM





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A real chip off the old block.



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Posted Friday, May 16, 2008 11:08 PM





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>< BRAINS! MORE BRAINS!

 

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Posted Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:24 AM





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KSoze (5/16/2008)
JJags32MJD (5/16/2008)
Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?

His life was going to pieces.





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Posted Saturday, May 17, 2008 7:30 AM





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Or maybe his bed stank

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