(poor poor Bill, or should I say poor poor Jaxson? I would hate for Jaxon to get indigestion and gas... )

“Vegetarian" —  Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter.

NPC (5/9/2008)

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GAlanJag (5/9/2008)

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Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)

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Never pee on a electric fence.

Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted.

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!!

Would that be Slim Whitman? I heard his 'Love Call' will turn you to stone.

Nope, Slim Pickens. Yeeeeeee Haaawwwwwwwww!!!!!! (screamed while waving cowboy hat and plumetting to Earth riding a nuke)

Any man who is under 30 and is not a Liberal has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and not a Conservative has no brains. - Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

GAlanJag (5/9/2008)

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NPC (5/9/2008)

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GAlanJag (5/9/2008)

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Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)

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Never pee on a electric fence.

Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted.

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!!

Would that be Slim Whitman? I heard his 'Love Call' will turn you to stone.

Nope, Slim Pickens. Yeeeeeee Haaawwwwwwwww!!!!!! (screamed while waving cowboy hat and plumetting to Earth riding a nuke)

Slim also sent a rider back for a Shiite Load of dimes to get through a Toll Booth in the middle of the desert! (Blazing Saddles)

“Vegetarian" —  Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter.

Patrick, you (bleep)!!!

Don't claim Mission Accomplished when the mission has just started

edit...with no end in sight

I can't discuss **** or **** because I am on double secret probation.

GAlanJag (5/9/2008)

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Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)

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Never pee on a electric fence.

Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted.

Funny this came up here.  I was going to post this video of the consequences of peeing on an electric fence as a new thread.  Maybe you won't be killed, but ouch!

http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=10431

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Don't bring a rifle to a tank battle.

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear weapons.

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