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Never attempt to flatter extremely hot women with "you're beautiful/ hot/" etc etc, because they've heard it so much it means nothing. You flatter them by saying how smart they are....
...and you use the reverse flattery for really smart gals. You tell 'em how beautiful/ hot they are.
TMD's Jags draft: as of 3/ 11/08
1)DE Calais Campbell 2) RB Ray Rice 3a) DT Frank Okam 3b) trade to Mia for DE Jason Taylor 4) C Cody Wallace 5a) CB Terrence Wheatley 5b) WR William Franklin 5c) SS Caleb Campbell
Follow this & we'll be playing in Tampa next February
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| BigJohn98 (5/6/2008)
jones&24 (5/6/2008)
Political threads suck.Word. And threads about FSU players being recruited and then getting kicked off the team for cheating, rules violation etc. Suck even more. Other than noles trolls, who cares.
| PRAISE THE OMNIPOTENT INTERN!!! "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Baron Acton |
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| The Drifter (5/6/2008)
There are written rules and then....... There are Unwritten rules..... The Object of this thread is to post any unwritten rule you can think of to live by. I'll start...... Never throw a porcupine in a balloon store! Never throw a balloon in a porcupine store!
Rest in Peace, Bobby Murcer.
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| Never pee on a electric fence.
Always fair and balanced. Code of Conduct Read it. Learn it. It could save your life. |
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| JAGGATOR1 (5/8/2008)
Don't share food or drinks with another guy....What if you're broke, thirsty, and "other guy" is too drunk to finish his drink?
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| No and then!
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
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| There is NO sneaking out a "Silent One" when there is a dog in the room...... 
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| Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)
Never pee on a electric fence.Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!!
Any man who is under 30 and is not a Liberal has no heart; and
any man who is over 30 and not a Conservative has no brains.
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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