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RE: I need some advice

jones&24 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:51:20 GMT

[quote][b]Utopia (10/13/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BigJag57 (10/13/2008)[/b][hr]First off dude I need to know where we can meet up so I can buy you a beer. That's some good stuff there.

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If he doesn't want it, I'll take it! :pray::D[/quote]Beer?...:unsure:...I'm in!:D

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Utopia — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:57:15 GMT

[quote][b]BigJag57 (10/13/2008)[/b][hr]First off dude I need to know where we can meet up so I can buy you a beer. That's some good stuff there.

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If he doesn't want it, I'll take it! :pray::D

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BigJag57 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:12:49 GMT

First off dude I need to know where we can meet up so I can buy you a beer. That's some good stuff there.

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Buckethead — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:02:06 GMT

[quote][b]Real Deal (10/12/2008)[/b][hr]I knew I [color="red"]smelt[/color] something.[/quote]Fixed. ;)

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jones&24 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Popcorn?...:unsure:

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Real Deal — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:31:10 GMT

I knew I smelled something.

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Utopia — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:05:36 GMT

I may need advice, I may need prozac, I'm not really sure.

What I really need to do is bump this thread. I smell popcorn!:w00t:

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Jags2DaDeath — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:58:26 GMT

[quote][b]River Cricket (10/8/2008)[/b][hr]daggum if that popcorn smell still aint around. i had my mother-in-law come by to wipe down the kitchen in her neglige and it still aint smelling no better.[/quote]

Call Elmo

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I DELETE THREADS FOR FUN — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:27:39 GMT

daggum if that popcorn smell still aint around. i had my mother-in-law come by to wipe down the kitchen in her neglige and it still aint smelling no better.

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Buddhatut — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:20:17 GMT

[quote][b]Real Deal (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]Why can't you open the windows? Are you in an insane asylum?[/quote]

No windows in the command center?

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Buddhatut — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:18:37 GMT

[quote][b]Its Meier Time (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]River Cricket (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]I burned a bag of popcorn in my apartment. I can't really open any windows. What can I do too get rid of the smoke/smell?[/quote]

Fire up a blunt.[/quote]

Fantastic advice.

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Its Meier Time — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:13:21 GMT

[quote][b]Utopia (10/8/2008)[/b][hr]Stick to harmless things like crack and heroin.

Popcorn can quickly ruin your life! :D[/quote]

Yea exactly.

I's gunna dies now after getting that dang kernel stuck in my teeth.

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Utopia — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:11:16 GMT

Stick to harmless things like crack and heroin.

Popcorn can quickly ruin your life! :D

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JAGGATOR1 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:03:50 GMT

[quote][b]rollerjag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]Getting this thread back on track, you'll never get rid of that smell. Your life is screwed, roll over and take it with a smile.[/quote]

Signed,

Bobby Knight :D

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rollerjag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:43:02 GMT

Getting this thread back on track, you'll never get rid of that smell. Your life is screwed, roll over and take it with a smile.

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rollerjag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:41:25 GMT

I'd always hide my weed before they could smoke it.

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JAGGATOR1 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:26:32 GMT

Great! Then you have burnt popcorn with a hint of lemon permeating the room. Its like spraying air freshener after taking a massive dump....just adds to the annoying "fragrance". :P

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jag86fan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:19:14 GMT

Dude, just put a bowl of water with some lemon juice in the microwave and run it for a few minutes. That's how you get rid of the popcorn smell. Can't help you with the rest of the stuff, though.

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jones&24 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:03:13 GMT

....Slap her a$$, and ride the first wave in...

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:02:59 GMT

I'm out guys, see ya later!

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Utopia — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:01:35 GMT

"we're in a flat spin, Goose! I can't get her back! EJECT! EJECT!"

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Big John — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:57:06 GMT

[quote][b]River Cricket (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]So the first time I ever tried weed, I ate 3 pot brownies. I was freaking out and made some pretty fun videos of myself on my Macbook. Anyways, the girl I was dating at the time could have been called Biggie Smalls. Remember that skit The Haters Ball, from Chappelle? "Yo momma got one big tata, and one little tata, so we called her Biggie Smalls." Well, I was pretty high so she was offended when I started laughing at her "condition." I proceeded to quote that entire skit and pretty much told her that seeing her naked reminded me of that episode. Then, I started singing, and I **** you not, Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see. Sometimes your breasts just cross-eye me" It was a pretty rough break up.[/quote]

*looking at a pic of Rosie* She wears underwear with d*ck holes in 'em

LOL!!!

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jones&24 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:55:56 GMT

[quote][b]Utopia (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]I ate an entire large papa johns pizza earlier.

I'm a pig![/quote]Kung-Pao here. Yummy!

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:53:35 GMT

You like fat women? If so, you might want to head up to Buffalo or Nashville;)

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I DELETE THREADS FOR FUN — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:52:06 GMT

So the first time I ever tried weed, I ate 3 pot brownies. I was freaking out and made some pretty fun videos of myself on my Macbook. Anyways, the girl I was dating at the time could have been called Biggie Smalls. Remember that skit The Haters Ball, from Chappelle? "Yo momma got one big tata, and one little tata, so we called her Biggie Smalls." Well, I was pretty high so she was offended when I started laughing at her "condition." I proceeded to quote that entire skit and pretty much told her that seeing her naked reminded me of that episode. Then, I started singing, and I **** you not, Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see. Sometimes your breasts just cross-eye me" It was a pretty rough break up.

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Utopia — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:51:55 GMT

I ate an entire large papa johns pizza earlier.

I'm a pig!

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Big John — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:50:31 GMT

[quote][b]KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]Here's an idea. Cook another bag of popcorn, just don't burn it. Maybe the smell of buttery goodness will overpower the burnt disgustingness.[/quote]

hahahahah...im so hungry. I'm gonna eat some oreos..or a frozen dinner.

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CowboyBarry — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:48:25 GMT

[quote][b]River Cricket (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]OK, so my windows are open, but the smoke won't leave the kitchen and blow out the windows. I know a few of you blaze. What did you use to do when your parents go home?[/quote]

Got a paper towel roll, stuffed it full of dryer sheets, and exhaled through that. Snuggly soft smelling smoke.

Don't know how that's gonna help your popcorn catastrophe, though. For that I'm sure there's some solution involving duct tape and/or WD-40.

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:48:15 GMT

How the hell do you over cook popcorn anyway?

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KingIngram052787 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:47:12 GMT

Here's an idea. Cook another bag of popcorn, just don't burn it. Maybe the smell of buttery goodness will overpower the burnt disgustingness.

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jones&24 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:46:29 GMT

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Its Meier Time — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:45:38 GMT

I blew it out the window.

They still busted me.

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:43:49 GMT

[quote][b]KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]THE popcorn IS burnt

but YOU BURNED the popcorn[/quote]

Ah yes, I missed that lesson during my edjumacation.[/quote]

FSU baby![/quote]

Low blow...lol[/quote]

;)

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I DELETE THREADS FOR FUN — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:43:45 GMT

OK, so my windows are open, but the smoke won't leave the kitchen and blow out the windows. I know a few of you blaze. What did you use to do when your parents go home?

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Its Meier Time — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:42:47 GMT

[quote][b]Utopia (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]Websized????????[/quote]

Yes!

Good call, I thought his style was familiar.

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:42:06 GMT

[quote][b]River Cricket (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]So after I left the strip club I somehow made my way from the Chili's on San Jose to the exit for Gate Parkway off of JTB despite being obliterated. I made the exit going about 90 and went through a **** ton of construction. I left my car at the intersection of that road you turn off of to go to Famous Amos, and starting running as fast as I could. Somehow I got turned around and ended up back at my car despite attemtping to run straight away from it. I moved it out of the road and into the parking lot of a hotel where there were these other drunk kids coming back from Bourbon Street. I hotched a ride with them to Chili's and hooked up with one of the girls. I spent the night at her place and it was all good until I woke up and realized she probably outweighed John Henderson.[/quote]

LMAO

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KingIngram052787 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:40:31 GMT

[quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]THE popcorn IS burnt

but YOU BURNED the popcorn[/quote]

Ah yes, I missed that lesson during my edjumacation.[/quote]

FSU baby![/quote]

Low blow...lol

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I DELETE THREADS FOR FUN — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:39:55 GMT

So after I left the strip club I somehow made my way from the Chili's on San Jose to the exit for Gate Parkway off of JTB despite being obliterated. I made the exit going about 90 and went through a **** ton of construction. I left my car at the intersection of that road you turn off of to go to Famous Amos, and starting running as fast as I could. Somehow I got turned around and ended up back at my car despite attemtping to run straight away from it. I moved it out of the road and into the parking lot of a hotel where there were these other drunk kids coming back from Bourbon Street. I hotched a ride with them to Chili's and hooked up with one of the girls. I spent the night at her place and it was all good until I woke up and realized she probably outweighed John Henderson.

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zachthejag — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:38:59 GMT

[quote][b]KingIngram052787 (10/7/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]THE popcorn IS burnt

but YOU BURNED the popcorn[/quote]

Ah yes, I missed that lesson during my edjumacation.[/quote]

FSU baby!

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KingIngram052787 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:38:13 GMT

[quote][b]zachthejag (10/7/2008)[/b][hr]THE popcorn IS burnt

but YOU BURNED the popcorn[/quote]

Ah yes, I missed that lesson during my edjumacation.