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RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Utopia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:39:12 GMT

These guys could have just tiptoed off and been saved, had they been bearfoot.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

oface5446 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:37:05 GMT

I'm only looking at this thread out pure beardom. Unfortunately, I'm finding it about as much fun as watching a bearometer.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Gabe — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:33:29 GMT

I got my wife a diamond ring from Debears.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Utopia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:31:00 GMT

They are coming up with a memorial song for the killed workers. It can only be sung in Bearitone, though.:hehe:

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

BJORN TOURAQUE — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:26:44 GMT

There will be consequences to bear for all of this.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

jag86fan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:15:27 GMT

Has Stephen Colbear found out about this atrocity yet?

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

The Drifter — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:12:48 GMT

Hey Boo-Boo... what do you say e get a pic-a-nic basket???

But Yogi, you know what Mr ranger will say....

OK Boo-Boo.... I'll eat a few picnicers! :w00t:

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

HURRICANE!!! — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:09:55 GMT

I guess Russia is experiencing a Bear Market as well.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

INT — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:04:18 GMT

Bear in mind that this happened in Russia...the weather there is pretty unbearable anyways.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

NPC — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:42:44 GMT

This thread has not helped me get my bearings.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Utopia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:33:30 GMT

How can you two possibly bear each other. After all, you are polar opposites, and one of you is grizzled.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Buckethead — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:46:25 GMT

[quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]DragonFury (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I'm thinking about growing a beard.[/quote]

.......[/quote]

What do you want for free?[/quote]

Something that is at least bearable![/quote]

Judges?[/quote]Considering context; Bjorn chiming in after two very questionably funny bear references. A totally off base thread morph seemed quite appropiate.

The court rules in favor of the defendant.:satisfied:

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Utopia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:39:52 GMT

I can BEARLY keep up with this thread.:w00t:

(do misspellings count?)

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

KSoze — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:45:11 GMT

[quote][b]DragonFury (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I'm thinking about growing a beard.[/quote]

.......[/quote]

What do you want for free?[/quote]

Something that is at least bearable![/quote]

Judges?

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

DragonFury — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:44:15 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I'm thinking about growing a beard.[/quote]

.......[/quote]

What do you want for free?[/quote]

Something that is at least bearable!

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

BJORN TOURAQUE — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:31:25 GMT

[quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I'm thinking about growing a beard.[/quote]

.......[/quote]

What do you want for free?

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

KSoze — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:19:46 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I'm thinking about growing a beard.[/quote]

.......

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

The Drifter — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:46:14 GMT

I have to wonder it is wasn't just a super hungry HENDERSON.... Maybe he got tired of babys and looked like 2 bears to those poor slobs..... :D

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

BJORN TOURAQUE — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:45:26 GMT

I'm thinking about growing a beard.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

HURRICANE!!! — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:44:31 GMT

Would you like some wings with your bears ?

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

The Pharaoh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:22:41 GMT

[quote][b]DragonFury (7/24/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]That must be unbearable...

anyone... anyone... is this thing on?[/quote]

That really is something to bear in mind.[/quote]

You have the right to Bear arms.

Obama killed Osama with his Bear hands!

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

DragonFury — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:20:15 GMT

[quote][b]KSoze (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]That must be unbearable...

anyone... anyone... is this thing on?[/quote]

That really is something to bear in mind.

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

KSoze — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:16:49 GMT

That must be unbearable...

anyone... anyone... is this thing on?

RE: Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

The Pharaoh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:12:52 GMT

get your arse back in there

Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

The Drifter — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:00:37 GMT

Miners Too Terrified to Work After Bears Eat 2 Colleagues

Terrified workers at a mining compound in one of Russia's most isolated regions are refusing to go to work after a pack of giant bears attacked and ate two of their colleagues.

At least 30 of the hungry animals have been seen prowling close to the mines in northern Kamchatka in search of food, where the mangled remains of the two workers, both guards, were found last week.

The co-workers at the compound in the Olyotorsky district are trapped and frightened: the gruesome discovery has left them too scared to venture out. A team of snipers, with orders to shoot the bears, is now being dispatched to confront the invasion after government officials authorized an off-season hunt.

A spokesman for the local government in the capital, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, said that the area was so isolated that it would take until at least Saturday to get there. Attempts to reach the scene by helicopter had to be abandoned because of thick fog.

The Kamchatka brown bear is one of the world's largest, with males growing to around 10 feet and weighing up to 1,540 pounds. They can also reach speeds of up to 30 mph despite their size.

The peninsula, nine time zones east of Moscow and twice the size of Britain, is home to an estimated 16,000 bears.

“In the interests of safety they didn't come out to work — the people are scared by the invasion of bears,” a spokesman for the Kamchatka emergencies ministry said. Villagers in nearby Khailino are also afraid to leave their homes after bears were seen rummaging through garbage

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