﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>jaguars.com Message Board / Other Topics / The Sideline  / Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper / Latest Posts</title><generator>InstantForum.NET v4.1.4</generator><description>jaguars.com Message Board</description><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/</link><webMaster>webmaster@jaguars.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:12:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]KSoze (5/16/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]JJags32MJD (5/16/2008)[/b][hr]Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?[/quote]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;His life was going to pieces.[/quote]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wrong, just wrong.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;*secretly laughing inside*</description><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 13:44:26 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>DragonFury</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>Or maybe his bed stank&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;:P</description><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 07:30:18 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>The Lord of Orange</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]KSoze (5/16/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]JJags32MJD (5/16/2008)[/b][hr]Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?[/quote]&lt;P&gt;His life was going to pieces.[/quote]:w00t::LOL:</description><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:24:12 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>jones&amp;24</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;lt; BRAINS! MORE BRAINS!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;;)</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:08:22 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>The Lord of Orange</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>A real chip off the old block.:LOL:</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:58:52 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>jagutopia</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]The Drifter (5/16/2008)[/b][hr]Maybe he wanted to be the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.........[/quote]&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Suicides don't count I think.</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:56:51 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>DragonFury</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>maybe he was clearing some brush in Crawford and fell in :w00t:</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:39:30 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>No Escape Claws</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>Maybe he wanted to be the 2008 Darwin Award Winner.........</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:19:36 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>The Drifter</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>[quote][b]JJags32MJD (5/16/2008)[/b][hr]Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?[/quote]&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;His life was going to pieces.</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:01:01 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>KSoze</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>Wow, why would somebody even think about doing that?</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 15:59:40 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>JJags32MJD</dc:creator></item><item><title>Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper</title><link>http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic525747-9-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;H1 class=head _extended="true"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Man Survives Leap Into Wood Chipper&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;P _extended="true"&gt;&lt;STRONG _extended="true"&gt;ROSEVILLE, Minn. —  &lt;B _extended="true"&gt;A man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper in Minnesota, police said.&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P _extended="true"&gt;&lt;B _extended="true"&gt;Crews were clearing trees in a public area Thursday afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso.&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P _extended="true"&gt;&lt;B _extended="true"&gt;Police are calling it a suicide attempt and said the man is 19- to 21-years-old.&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P _extended="true"&gt;[url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356324,00.html[/url]&lt;/P&gt;&lt;!-- QUIGO --&gt;&lt;!-- QUIGO --&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 14:39:49 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>The Drifter</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>