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KSoze — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:28:18 GMT

He who cares the least wins.

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The Lord of Orange — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:30:27 GMT

[quote][b]Fargin (5/12/2008)[/b][hr]Never cry over spilled Milk. It could have been Wild Turkey.[/quote]

:hehe:

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Fargin — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:23:58 GMT

Never cry over spilled Milk. It could have been Wild Turkey.

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The Lord of Orange — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:21:19 GMT

spank me!

:w00t:

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The Drifter — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:22:33 GMT

Never tell a charging Rhino his Visa card had been rejected......

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Fargin — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:40:43 GMT

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Don't bring a rifle to a tank battle.

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear weapons.

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MalabarJag — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:00:52 GMT

Funny this came up here. I was going to post this video of the consequences of peeing on an electric fence as a new thread. Maybe you won't be killed, but ouch!

http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=10431

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No Escape Claws — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:33:30 GMT

[quote][b]BigJohn98 (5/6/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (5/6/2008)[/b][hr]Political threads suck.[/quote]

Word.[/quote]

Don't claim Mission Accomplished when the mission has just started

edit...with no end in sight

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The Lord of Orange — Sat, 10 May 2008 18:11:07 GMT

or for lighter days I use...

Patrick, you (bleep)!!!

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The Lord of Orange — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:14:21 GMT

BUHHHHHHLESSS YOU, LITTLE DOG

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The Drifter — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:13:12 GMT

[quote][b]GAlanJag (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]NPC (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]GAlanJag (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]Never pee on a electric fence.[/quote]Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. :D

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!![/quote]

Would that be Slim Whitman? I heard his 'Love Call' will turn you to stone.[/quote]

Nope, Slim Pickens. Yeeeeeee Haaawwwwwwwww!!!!!! (screamed while waving cowboy hat and plumetting to Earth riding a nuke)[/quote]

Slim also sent a rider back for a Shiite Load of dimes to get through a Toll Booth in the middle of the desert! (Blazing Saddles)

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GAlanJag — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:34 GMT

[quote][b]NPC (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]GAlanJag (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]Never pee on a electric fence.[/quote]Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. :D

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!![/quote]

Would that be Slim Whitman? I heard his 'Love Call' will turn you to stone.[/quote]

Nope, Slim Pickens. Yeeeeeee Haaawwwwwwwww!!!!!! (screamed while waving cowboy hat and plumetting to Earth riding a nuke)

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The Drifter — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:59 GMT

Never throw Bill Polian in to the same cage as Jaxson D Ville!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

(poor poor Bill, or should I say poor poor Jaxson? I would hate for Jaxon to get indigestion and gas... :D)

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NPC — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:36:08 GMT

[quote][b]GAlanJag (5/9/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]Never pee on a electric fence.[/quote]Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. :D

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!![/quote]

Would that be Slim Whitman? I heard his 'Love Call' will turn you to stone.

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GAlanJag — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:13:40 GMT

[quote][b]Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]Never pee on a electric fence.[/quote]Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. :D

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!!

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The Lord of Orange — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:54:38 GMT

I saw her first...

:hehe:

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The Drifter — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:13:02 GMT

There is NO sneaking out a "Silent One" when there is a dog in the room...... :D

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cunninghamj — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:19:43 GMT

No and then!

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jones&24 — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:09:24 GMT

[quote][b]JAGGATOR1 (5/8/2008)[/b][hr]Don't share food or drinks with another guy....[/quote]What if you're broke, thirsty, and "other guy" is too drunk to finish his drink?:unsure:

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JAGGATOR1 — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:15:04 GMT

Don't share food or drinks with another guy....

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Jaguars Moderator 7 — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:24:09 GMT

Never pee on a electric fence.

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JerseyJags7 — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:34:05 GMT

[quote][b]The Drifter (5/6/2008)[/b][hr]There are written rules and then.......

There are Unwritten rules.....

The Object of this thread is to post any unwritten rule you can think of to live by.

I'll start......

Never throw a porcupine in a balloon store![/quote]

Never throw a balloon in a porcupine store!

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Fargin — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:19:57 GMT

[quote][b]BigJohn98 (5/6/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (5/6/2008)[/b][hr]Political threads suck.[/quote]

Word.[/quote]

And threads about FSU players being recruited and then getting kicked off the team for cheating, rules violation etc. Suck even more. Other than noles trolls, who cares.

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The Mad Dog — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:09:54 GMT

Never attempt to flatter extremely hot women with "you're beautiful/ hot/" etc etc, because they've heard it so much it means nothing. You flatter them by saying how smart they are....

...and you use the reverse flattery for really smart gals. You tell 'em how beautiful/ hot they are.

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The Mad Dog — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:02:27 GMT

[quote][b]nate (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]When you represent yourself in a Court of law, you have a fool for a client.[/quote]

shocker you would come up with this

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BASE_D — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:06:21 GMT

1. Always tell her she's pretty

2. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES say "yes" in response to the question, "Do you think I'm fat?"

3. Don't stare at her hot girlfriend, or any hot woman for that matter when out with her

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jagibelieve — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:20:28 GMT

If you're not a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart. If
you're not a conservative when you're 40, you have no head.

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NPC — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:15:17 GMT

Don't make the same mistake twice... unless of course you're playing music. Then you call it jazz, and play the clam 3 or 4 times for validation.

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KSoze — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:12 GMT

Do not try to strike up a conversation, while on the john in a public restroom.

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shag52 — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:54:31 GMT

Don't ever piss into a strong wind...

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nate — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:16:05 GMT

When you represent yourself in a Court of law, you have a fool for a client.

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CatAttack78 — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:02:35 GMT

[quote][b]JagswinJagswin (5/7/2008)[/b][hr]Bro's before Ho's!!!:D[/quote]

Probably the most ignored unwritten rule ever.

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DragonFury — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:42:48 GMT

Direct relatives of close friends are off limits to dating. This includes wives, sisters, mothers, grandmothers and girlfriends (even though they aren't relatives). Hot aunts and nieces are allowed with prior permission, the rest is free game. Adjust for appropriate relatives in case you are a female and/or gay.

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JagswinJagswin — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:42:54 GMT

Bro's before Ho's!!!:D

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BigJohn98 — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:29:51 GMT

Never come between a man and:

-powertools

-remote

-grille

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JacksJags — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:25:41 GMT

Guy's shouldn't sit next to other single random guys

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jones&24 — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:25:21 GMT

You can't bake toilet paper, but you can brown it on one side.

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JacksJags — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:25:20 GMT

No talking during the movie, period

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BigJohn98 — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:25:06 GMT

[quote][b]jones&24 (5/6/2008)[/b][hr]Political threads suck.[/quote]

Word.

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JacksJags — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:24:52 GMT

Defense wins football games