InstantForum.NET v4.1.4jaguars.com Message Boardhttp://mb.jaguars.com/webmaster@jaguars.comFri, 21 Nov 2008 08:54:31 GMT20http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspxDear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:11:50 GMTBJORN TOURAQUEhttp://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspx[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/8/2008)[/b][hr]Other words you may not have heard in some time:<br><br>Snizz, Schlong, Coose.<br><br>All of which can be applied to Favre if he doesn't stop this comeback talk.[/quote]<br><br>Seeing words that old reminds me of the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.<br><br>Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:08:24 GMTCowboyBarryhttp://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspxOther words you may not have heard in some time:<BR><BR>Snizz, Schlong, Coose.<BR><BR>All of which can be applied to Favre if he doesn't stop this comeback talk.Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:58:47 GMTBJORN TOURAQUEhttp://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspxLol. I haven't heard someone use "chode" in a sentence in like 4 years!<br><br>2 for 2 tonight man, YOU ROCK.Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:05:22 GMTCowboyBarryhttp://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspxNFL at LargeMon, 07 Jul 2008 20:26:27 GMTCatAttack78http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic549700-8-1.aspxI used to be the biggest brett favre homer outside of green bay, but god all mighty bro. let it go son it's over u are done. i'm so tired ,i might- i might not, holy crap how has the best qb of my generation become such a pain in the ***. it looks like rick ballou of 1010xl am (the best sports talk rdio show in jax) was right about LORD favre, it's all abouth brett all the time. what a **** shame he turned out to be such a chode.Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:21:51 GMTwilsonjag1