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RE: Who is on Roids?

Firesky — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:40:23 GMT

[quote][b]TheClotTroll (6/21/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Bjagfan (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]TheClotTroll (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD.[/quote]

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge.[/quote]

The thing about MJD is, he's always looked like that.

If he were on steroids, it would have had to start in grade school or middle school for him to look like thatinhigh school, you know?

And by now, he would be like sickly or often injuredor dead or somethingif he was doing it for that long!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=1&f=/c/a/2005/10/28/SPGTMFFHH91.DTL

that's a high school track meet picture. He wasa monster![/quote]

I never implied that he was on steroids.

I've stated time and again that I think he's the best and classiest football player in the NFL, the the 2nd best in the division is #18. <--- yea Matt Jones has a lot of class I know...

Alas, screwthat comprehension course that we all (hopefully)took in high school.

Note to self:

Never talk about, discuss,or disagree,or agree with someone about Maurice Christopher Jones-Drew ina steroids thread.

It really ruffles feathers.[/quote]

Fixed ^^^

note to self never interfere with Colts fans and their man crush on Peyton Manning....

RE: Who is on Roids?

JagNGeorgia — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:50:42 GMT

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge. [/quote]

The thing about MJD is, he's always looked like that.

If he were on steroids, it would have had to start in grade school or middle school for him to look like that in high school, you know?

And by now, he would be like sickly or often injured or dead or something if he was doing it for that long!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=1&f=/c/a/2005/10/28/SPGTMFFHH91.DTL

that's a high school track meet picture. He was a monster![/quote]

I never implied that he was on steroids.

I've stated time and again that I think he's one of the best and most classiest football players in the NFL, perhaps the best in the division next to #18.

Alas, screw that comprehension course that we all (hopefully) took in high school.

Note to self:

Never talk about, discuss, or disagree, or agree with someone about Maurice Christopher Jones-Drew in a steroids thread.

It really ruffles feathers.[/quote]

Really? It sure didn't sound as though he was offended. It was a simple explanation extending the clarity of MJD's absence of steroid abuse.

BTW, Manning isn't the "classiest" guy in the division.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Bjagfan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:42:41 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (6/21/2008)[/b][hr]I would guess Stroud is on the roids.

Just my guess.

That and me.

And by "on the roids" I mean hemroids. I held the leg while she was pushing.

I think I did some sympathy pushing myself.

You know what I'm saying here, AYE AIGHT![/quote]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME KNOW ONE GET'S THAT YOU MEANT YOU WERE HELPING HER IN THE DELIVERY ROOM?!?!??

"sypmathy pushing" - no one got that??? Your gal giving birth... that went straight over people's heads? I had a whole thread deleted because of that! shhhheeeeshhh!!!!

better yet..... whooosh! :cool5:

RE: Who is on Roids?

JacksJags — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:58:28 GMT

[quote][b]Adub28 (6/22/2008)[/b][hr]I would bet 90 plus % are on in the offseason.[/quote]

You do realize they test in the off season too right?

Here are some of the biggies.

Key changes to the steroid policy adopted by the NFL and its players' union Wednesday:

• Blood boosting substance EPO added to list of banned supstances. NFL will be only North American professional sports league to regularly test for EPO.

• Players suspended for using performance-enhancing drugs will forfeit a prorated portion of their signing bonuses.

• Increase from seven to 10 of the number of players on each team randomly tested each week during the season. Also, the unpredictability of random testing during the season and offseason increased.

• All players now will be subject to random carbon isotope ratio testing, previously used only to confirm positive tests. Test used to detect doses of testosterone.

• The NFL agreed to a $500,000 grant to the UCLA Olympic testing laboratory and other researchers for further testing on HGH. The league also will establish a group to study issues related to HGH.

• The NFL Youth Football fund has approved a $1.2 million steroids education fund at the Center for Health Promotion Research at the Oregon Health and Science University (OHSU) in Portland, Ore.

(from espn.com)

RE: Who is on Roids?

Adub28 — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:56:14 GMT

I would bet 90 plus % are on in the offseason.

RE: Who is on Roids?

JacksJags — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:52:34 GMT

[quote][b]majik (6/21/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]TheSpacePope (6/21/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]majik (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]They don't even test the WWE guys right? Since everything is predetermined and it's not a sport it's just entertainment.[/quote]
yes they do. the WWE has had a very strict steriod and drug testing system since about 2003[/quote]

Yea nevermind the fact that all of them are on steroids.. that doesn't matter.[/quote]
i would bet money that there are more steriod users in the NFL then the WWE right now. After Eddie Guerrero died in 2005 they started to crack down in steriods and drugs in general, now after what Chris Benoit did a year ago and all the negative attention that brought the WWE they have REALLY enforced the drug testing policy[/quote]

And you are on something too.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Alfie — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:36:37 GMT

RE: Who is on Roids?

nate — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:40:41 GMT

I submit that Archie fed Peyton HGH along with his Flintsone vitamains.

That's why his huge dome makes Barry Bonds's pale in comparison.

RE: Who is on Roids?

TheClotTroll — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:02:27 GMT

[quote][b]Bjagfan (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]TheClotTroll (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD.[/quote]

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge. [/quote]

The thing about MJD is, he's always looked like that.

If he were on steroids, it would have had to start in grade school or middle school for him to look like that in high school, you know?

And by now, he would be like sickly or often injured or dead or something if he was doing it for that long!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=1&f=/c/a/2005/10/28/SPGTMFFHH91.DTL

that's a high school track meet picture. He was a monster![/quote]

I never implied that he was on steroids.

I've stated time and again that I think he's one of the best and most classiest football players in the NFL, perhaps the best in the division next to #18.

Alas, screw that comprehension course that we all (hopefully) took in high school.

Note to self:

Never talk about, discuss, or disagree, or agree with someone about Maurice Christopher Jones-Drew in a steroids thread.

It really ruffles feathers.

RE: Who is on Roids?

TheSpacePope — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:39:40 GMT

The three dudes in the back on the right look like triplets.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Bjagfan — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:25:59 GMT

[quote][b]sniperhare (6/21/2008)[/b][hr]All right, all right MJD shouldn't have insinuations of 'roids thrown his way. Guy is just a beast.[/quote]

agreed, i'm just sayin....
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/9916/amigos1vy.jpg
...but if he ever left this team, (during the "no cap, free-for-all, money talks and bulls*!t walks" era) and came back to play against us, I'm BOOING his @$$!

RE: Who is on Roids?

sniperhare — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:04:58 GMT

All right, all right MJD shouldn't have insinuations of 'roids thrown his way. Guy is just a beast.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Housenick — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:46:46 GMT

It doesn't, because plenty of people attend their shows, buy t-shirts of their favorite wrestlers and the pay-per views every month. Hey, I went through a wrestling phase, too - in my early teens. I just find it odd how a 30+ year old can find it entertaining........Well, I can; but that will turn into a rant.

RE: Who is on Roids?

jones&24 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:19:17 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (6/21/2008)[/b][hr]I would guess Stroud is on the roids.

Just my guess.

That and me.

And by "on the roids" I mean hemroids. I held the leg while she was pushing.

I think I did some sympathy pushing myself.

You know what I'm saying here, AYE AIGHT![/quote]Sick puppy....:LOL:

RE: Who is on Roids?

BJORN TOURAQUE — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:03:44 GMT

I would guess Stroud is on the roids.

Just my guess.

That and me.

And by "on the roids" I mean hemroids. I held the leg while she was pushing.

I think I did some sympathy pushing myself.

You know what I'm saying here, AYE AIGHT!

RE: Who is on Roids?

majik — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:56:40 GMT

[quote][b]TheSpacePope (6/21/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]majik (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]They don't even test the WWE guys right? Since everything is predetermined and it's not a sport it's just entertainment.[/quote]
yes they do. the WWE has had a very strict steriod and drug testing system since about 2003[/quote]

Yea nevermind the fact that all of them are on steroids.. that doesn't matter.[/quote]
i would bet money that there are more steriod users in the NFL then the WWE right now. After Eddie Guerrero died in 2005 they started to crack down in steriods and drugs in general, now after what Chris Benoit did a year ago and all the negative attention that brought the WWE they have REALLY enforced the drug testing policy

RE: Who is on Roids?

TheSpacePope — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:07:37 GMT

[quote][b]majik (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]They don't even test the WWE guys right? Since everything is predetermined and it's not a sport it's just entertainment.[/quote]
yes they do. the WWE has had a very strict steriod and drug testing system since about 2003[/quote]

Yea nevermind the fact that all of them are on steroids.. that doesn't matter.

RE: Who is on Roids?

jones&24 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:00:22 GMT

Regards,

Chris Benoit

:doze:

RE: Who is on Roids?

majik — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:50:20 GMT

[quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]They don't even test the WWE guys right? Since everything is predetermined and it's not a sport it's just entertainment.[/quote]
yes they do. the WWE has had a very strict steriod and drug testing system since about 2003

RE: Who is on Roids?

Bjagfan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:41:52 GMT

[quote][b]TheClotTroll (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD.[/quote]

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge. [/quote]

The thing about MJD is, he's always looked like that.

If he were on steroids, it would have had to start in grade school or middle school for him to look like that in high school, you know?

And by now, he would be like sickly or often injured or dead or something if he was doing it for that long!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=1&f=/c/a/2005/10/28/SPGTMFFHH91.DTL

that's a high school track meet picture. He was a monster!

RE: Who is on Roids?

sniperhare — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:29:35 GMT

They don't even test the WWE guys right? Since everything is predetermined and it's not a sport it's just entertainment.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Utopia — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:34:30 GMT

This thread is totally offensive.

Regards, The WWE:D

RE: Who is on Roids?

jones&24 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:45:57 GMT

We are.

Regards,

MLB records

RE: Who is on Roids?

Buckethead — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:25:56 GMT

[quote][b]TheClotTroll (6/20/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD.[/quote]

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge.[/quote]Welcome to Duval.
Prepare to get hit.

RE: Who is on Roids?

TheClotTroll — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:37:57 GMT

[quote][b]sniperhare (6/20/2008)[/b][hr]I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD.[/quote]

What's amazing about him is how broad his shoulders are in relation to his height.

His upper legs are huge.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Firesky — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:14:41 GMT

Obviously John Broussard I mean have you seen the size of his calfs?

RE: Who is on Roids?

Alfie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:41:56 GMT

I think Ray Lewis is.

It's very peculiar that he always wears a doo-rag, no matter the situation.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Buckethead — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:37:53 GMT

Wrong... Who's on first.

Hemma's on roids.

RE: Who is on Roids?

Durty_Duval — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:34:14 GMT

let me end this one, i played high school football with a kid named james perkins, right now he is a senior at lee high school down in riverside

he is a MJD in the making, short fast and strong

being that those types of players are shorter, and if they work just as hard as the rest it shows much more on their body because they dont have as much room to spread out the muscle..i know it sounds dumb but its the same with weight, i can weigh 230 and look slim but im 6'2...gimme a 5'8 kid who weights 230 and people call him fat

RE: Who is on Roids?

sniperhare — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:43:16 GMT

I've never seen anyone close to the size/weight ratio of MJD. But I think that's more the fact that I don't see that many weightlifters or workout fiends in my day to day life.

I've seen some shows where people took steroids and I think the biggest way you could tell was if they improved in a short amount of time or at a later age in their life.

Some guy put on 10 lbs. of muscle in a month and a half. I would guess that if you wanted to look into NFL players start at their weight gains and see if they got fatter or increased their muscle density.

Who is on Roids?

allhaildelrio — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:07:27 GMT

I am fortunate enough to have seats in the first row on the away side on the 47yd line, and being that close you can really get a sense of just how freaking huge some guys are in the NFL. Seeing the same guys each year in the NFL you can get a sense of who is naturally big and others who make quantum leaps from one season to the next.

One guy who I am SURE is on the juice is Travis LaBoy. This guy went from nothing to a monster in one off season. I didn't go back to check his weight from 06 to 07, but his body transformation is very Barry Bondsesque. I know his name was thrown around in the offseason and am glad that we didn't go after him.

Todd Sauerbraun is another guy who comes to mind. I marveled at his punting in college so I did follow him a bit, as well as follow the Bears somewhat. No way a punter can have guns that big naturally.

I don't think he is on roids, but the most impressive physical specimen I have seen on the sidelines since the Jags inception is Joey Galloway. Dude is pure muscle, and even at his smallish frame has bigger guns than most linebackers.

Any thoughts on who you think got way too big too fast?