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Gabe — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:41:55 GMT

[quote][b]oface5446 (7/18/2008)[/b][hr]Matt Jones was arrested?

Where is the discussion at?

I'd have thought people cared[/quote]

Drat. Must build again

A new pyramid; I'll try

Haiku Gods: Bomb thread!

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oface5446 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:40:04 GMT

Matt Jones was arrested?

Where is the discussion at?

EDIT: Haikus suck

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Gabe — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:37:49 GMT

[quote][b]jones&24 (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die[/quote]

At page forty-two

It appears that nothing can

Stop its existence[/quote]I probably could

By going political

Ron Paul should have won[/quote]

Below the belt line

That haiku was, I think so.

Thread is still alive[/quote]I cannot believe

That was not enough to kill

The thread will not die[/quote]

I think this can kill:

Spacepope does say Obama

Is a communist.

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jones&24 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:47:29 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die[/quote]

At page forty-two

It appears that nothing can

Stop its existence[/quote]I probably could

By going political

Ron Paul should have won[/quote]

Below the belt line

That haiku was, I think so.

Thread is still alive[/quote]I cannot believe

That was not enough to kill

The thread will not die

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Gabe — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:05:12 GMT

[quote][b]jones&24 (7/18/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die[/quote]

At page forty-two

It appears that nothing can

Stop its existence[/quote]I probably could

By going political

Ron Paul should have won[/quote]

Below the belt line

That haiku was, I think so.

Thread is still alive

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jones&24 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:30:12 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jones&24 (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die[/quote]

At page forty-two

It appears that nothing can

Stop its existence[/quote]I probably could

By going political

Ron Paul should have won

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Gabe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:53:01 GMT

[quote][b]jones&24 (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die[/quote]

At page forty-two

It appears that nothing can

Stop its existence

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jones&24 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:50:29 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]Haiku in this thread

Only continues bumping

This thread still must die

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The Pharaoh — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:22:09 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]The Pharaoh (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]I beat the horse
bopped it on it's head
now it is dead[/quote]

In the words of CowboyBarry:

5

7

5

But I like your enthusiasm![/quote]

i was never good at haiku lol

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Gabe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:04:24 GMT

[quote][b]The Pharaoh (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]I beat the horse
bopped it on it's head
now it is dead[/quote]

In the words of CowboyBarry:

But I like your enthusiasm!

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The Pharaoh — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:43:32 GMT

I beat the horse
bopped it on it's head
now it is dead

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JAGGATOR1 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:10:42 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/17/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead[/quote]

Is another thread

About a loaf of bread

That Jones just....

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Gabe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:51:53 GMT

[quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

The rigamarole

Can be fixed by a haiku

What we need instead

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The Pharaoh — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:09:28 GMT

[quote][b]Caldrac (7/17/2008)[/b][hr]THIS THREAD MUST DIE[/quote]

*kills thread and beats the dead horse with a stick*

MATT JONES WAS ARRESTED WHEN!?!

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Caldrac — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:58:50 GMT

THIS THREAD MUST DIE

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jagfanthrutherottenyears — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:52:13 GMT

[quote][b]GunnersMom (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]I didn't misspell my child's name. I know that Nelson's is spelled Gunnar. I chose not to spell it that way. I wasn't a big fan, they were horrible. [/quote]

So you named your kid after a band you were not a fan of and who you thought was horrible? Nice logic. Are you going to name your next one Adolf or better yet, Van Buren?

With the 144, you should know the reference. But I am still fairly certain you left out a decimal.

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turftoe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:37:10 GMT

[quote][b]GunnersMom (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]Okay Dork, I'm here. More entertainment. I haven't been on in a while because I have been working. And getting some sleep. I only check this every few days. It has become rather amusing, even to me.

I didn't misspell my child's name. I know that Nelson's is spelled Gunnar. I chose not to spell it that way. I wasn't a big fan, they were horrible. But I liked the name. I wanted a boy with blonde hair like that. I am Cherokee and very dark haired, and brown-eyed. I wanted him to have blonde hair and brown eyes. I got it.

I don't tell my children to beat people up. I try to teach them how to stay out of one first of all. Not to start one, but don't back down. If someone hits you are you gonna let them beat the crap outta you? Just because he is smart doesn't mean he is a wimp. He hates violence. He saw too much of it at home with his dad and when I got my kids and got out of there we have had a very peaceful household. The jabs about that are way out of line. I wouldn't wish that on anyone and it is very immature to make fun of someone who had no control over what another person did. It was a learning experience of what NOT to be.

I didn't explain the whole reason of the fight and why a push led to a punch. As I said, the kid had been harassing a lot of kids. He was new. Our Boy Scout camp opened up for refugees from the hurricane victims of TX and LA. He was a kid out of place and not sure how to act. Maybe he was scared and wanted to let everyone know he wasn't someone to be messed with. Well, our school is small and all the kids have been in school together from K-12. They are good kids and very accepting of new people. The new kid had beat up a couple of other kids and nothing was done to him. When he started in with my son I told him to tell the bus driver and the teacher. He did, twice. Nothing was said or done. My son got out of class, got his book bag and took off down the hall for his next class. The new kid came up from behind him and pushed him. Gunner asked him to stop. He ran by and popped Gunner on the back of the head, ran behind him again and pushed him in the back again. Gunner turned around and clocked him. He didn't intend to do that much damage. But it was witnessed and finally the kid got the punishment he had coming. It was the school's fault for not doing something when the other kids are telling, what they are supposed to do. Gunner's punishment was swats or suspension. I wouldn't let them give him swats because of the situation so he took a suspension.

There, there is something for you to play with Dork. I'm kinda getting a kick out of you! Oh, and that comment about being your own hero? I think you already are.:P[/quote]

Wait wasn't this an episode on Little House on the Prairie?

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the Chiefjag — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:05:21 GMT

Geee..............I'm thinking of changing my user name so I'm not associated with this lying Arkansan.

Regards................the Corporaljag

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FBT — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:40:11 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/16/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]GunnersMom (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]

Well, the injuns have to take it out on somebody, right?

Considering the fact that this bully came from the Big Easy, you'd think he would have known better in dealing with a native American. Next time bring beads.

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BJORN TOURAQUE — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:36:24 GMT

[quote][b]GunnersMom (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]

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FBT — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:21:13 GMT

There, there is something for you to play with Dork. I'm kinda getting a kick out of you! Oh, and that comment about being your own hero? I think you already are.:P[/quote]

I've seen movies. I always thought indians were a sneaky lot that could get away with things because you didn't hear them coming. Evidently, your lil' indian got the pale face characteristics of walking heavy, dancing badly, and using the white man overbite way too often.

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FBT — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:17:23 GMT

It must have worked!

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GunnersMom — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:14:16 GMT

Okay Dork, I'm here. More entertainment. I haven't been on in a while because I have been working. And getting some sleep. I only check this every few days. It has become rather amusing, even to me.

There, there is something for you to play with Dork. I'm kinda getting a kick out of you! Oh, and that comment about being your own hero? I think you already are.:P

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Duuuuvall!!!! — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:28:28 GMT

[quote][b]continuous (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]page 41....yeah[/quote]

Yeah.. Almost one full week since the thread was started.. I don't even think it is about Matt Jones anymore..

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Gabe — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:27:04 GMT

[quote][b]FBT (7/16/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]I need another fix! Where has she gone?[/quote]

Maybe if you start humming a Nelson tune, it will be like an audible bat signal and she'll return.

Unfortunately, Nelson isn't part of my musical catalog, so you're on your own.[/quote]

The guy in Bjorn's avi isn't Gunner Nelson?

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FBT — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:25:29 GMT

[quote][b]BJORN TOURAQUE (7/16/2008)[/b][hr]I need another fix! Where has she gone?[/quote]

Maybe if you start humming a Nelson tune, it will be like an audible bat signal and she'll return.

Unfortunately, Nelson isn't part of my musical catalog, so you're on your own.

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BJORN TOURAQUE — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:58:16 GMT

I need another fix! Where has she gone?

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continuous — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:53:45 GMT

page 41....yeah

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Chooch — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:26:01 GMT

[quote][b]Gabe (7/15/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]Chooch (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]Hey Bjorn, did you pick up this little nugget?

[quote][b]GunnersMom[/b][hr]Oh, assumptions of a whole state is okay, but not a generalization of Blondes? That is as old as the Hillbilly Jokes. [b]But the blonde ones are true.[/b]
[/quote]

So it's [i]not[/i] OK to generalize about the population of a state, but it [i]is[/i] OK to generalize about what is probably 10-15% of the entire population of the planet.

Man, you can't [i]make[/i] this stuff up.[/quote]

My wife is one hot blonde too...who's a year away from getting her Ph.D. Do I need to throw in her I.Q. score as well to shatter this mom's perceived stereotype?

Probably doesn't matter anyways. When you name your son after one of the Nelson twins and act proud of it and the fact that he gets into fights like momma taught him, I get the feeling that a few contradictions might not faze her.:doze:[/quote]

Now, let me make something abundantly clear here.

I am not saying that I may never name an offspring of mine after a horrible 80's pop-rock/glam band. I have done dumber things before, and I have this (what my psychiatrist refers to as unhealthy) thing for Lita Ford, but that's beside the point.

That being said, I can guarantee you, with every bit of certainty that I have, that I would [i]never,[/i] [i][b]ever[/b][/i] [u]admit[/u] said gaffe to anyone. Much less after I posted that my spouse is/was an ice-head, my child has anger/violence issues, and have given my own IQ score that I probably got from doing the "relationship quiz" on page 68 of this past May's Cosmopolitan.

But that's just me, I'm silly like that.

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BJORN TOURAQUE — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:21:10 GMT

[quote][b]FBT (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]Good God! She actually admitted to naming her child after one of the Nelson twins! This stuff simply can't be made up! Classic![/quote]

I was actually writing a Nelson joke in one of my earlier posts before she dropped this gem. But, couldn't make it actually funny and didn't think anyone would get my crap music reference, so I scrapped it.

True story.

If only I had written it, I would be like the guy who asked if Leftwich might get cut right before he did.

I would be my own hero.

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Utopia — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:40:16 GMT

Paradox?

Wait, I had a house on a lake, and we had a paradox. We also had a paraboats and a jet-ski too.:D

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Real Deal — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:34:56 GMT

[quote][b]GunnersMom (7/11/2008)[/b][hr]It never was "my team", and only his when Matt started[/quote]

[quote]Never did I say we quit the Jags. We were fans before MJ.[/quote]

[quote]Oh, assumptions of a whole state is okay, but not a generalization of Blondes? That is as old as the Hillbilly Jokes. But the blonde ones are true. [/quote]

Contradict much? BTW, check on the is/are usage thing. Something seems amiss.

[quote]I am not using spell check [/quote]

Trust me...we know.

[quote]I used spell check[/quote]

Wait...you just said....oh never mind.

[quote]And my son's name, Dork, is Gunner (after Gunnar Nelson of the Nelson Twins)[/quote]

If that is who you named him after, do you realize you misspelled your own son's name? Or do you not know how to spell the person's name you named your son after? Maybe the person you named your son after doesn't know how to spell his own name? I'm getting a headache.

[quote]Gunner was suspended from school for 5 days for breaking a boy's nose just for pushing him. [/quote]

[quote]if someone throws a punch at you, defend yourself.[/quote]

Hmmm....

[quote]My IQ is 144. His is higher. [/quote]

Yet he doesn't know the difference between a push and a punch?

You came here bragging about your I.Q., what a bad arse your son is, and how the entire fan base was picking on poor little Matt Jones for doing something incredibly stupid. Now you don't know why you're (conjunction of you/are, btw) getting flamed? Wow.

I doubt you have AN I.Q. of 145. I know some very intelligent people, and I are one myself (that's called sarcasm, darlin'). Your mastery of grammar, sentence structure, paragraphs, punctuation, spelling, and the english language in general leaves a lot to be desired. Either your I.Q. is lower than that, or my friends and I are a lot smarter than I thought.

If you want to keep posting, please do. It's the dead zone, and your posts are very entertaining. But, be warned: you will probably incite more Arkansas bashing. It really doesn't bother me, and I was born and raised here. The way I see it, when someone stereo types an entire group of people (as you have many times...then bashed other people for it), they are showing their own lack of intelligence. Also, it's just an internet message board. Nobody takes it seriously.

Wait...I guess you did. Since I am replying, I guess I did. Now you've done gone and caused a paradox. GREAT! Now the internet is gonna 'splode! Thanks a lot, lady!!

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Utopia — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:10:36 GMT

[quote][b]jones&24 (7/15/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]jagabc6893 (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

I am. The deadzone sucks.[/quote]:yeahthat:

Generalizations about the population of a state also suck.:thumbdown:[/quote]

:yeahthat:

Just like generalizations about the south as a whole. We're not all inbred rednecks.

JUST BRING ON THE FOOTBALL ALREADY!

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jones&24 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:01:14 GMT

[quote][b]jagabc6893 (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

I am. The deadzone sucks.[/quote]:yeahthat:

Generalizations about the population of a state also suck.:thumbdown:

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jagabc6893 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:33:35 GMT

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??

I am. The deadzone sucks.

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FBT — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:24:39 GMT

Good God! She actually admitted to naming her child after one of the Nelson twins! This stuff simply can't be made up! Classic!

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Gabe — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:12:25 GMT

[quote][b]Chooch (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]Hey Bjorn, did you pick up this little nugget?

[quote][b]GunnersMom[/b][hr]Oh, assumptions of a whole state is okay, but not a generalization of Blondes? That is as old as the Hillbilly Jokes. [b]But the blonde ones are true.[/b]
[/quote]

So it's [i]not[/i] OK to generalize about the population of a state, but it [i]is[/i] OK to generalize about what is probably 10-15% of the entire population of the planet.

Man, you can't [i]make[/i] this stuff up.[/quote]

My wife is one hot blonde too...who's a year away from getting her Ph.D. Do I need to throw in her I.Q. score as well to shatter this mom's perceived stereotype?

Probably doesn't matter anyways. When you name your son after one of the Nelson twins and act proud of it and the fact that he gets into fights like momma taught him, I get the feeling that a few contradictions might not faze her.:doze:

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Chooch — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:57:23 GMT

Hey Bjorn, did you pick up this little nugget?

[quote][b]GunnersMom[/b][hr]Oh, assumptions of a whole state is okay, but not a generalization of Blondes? That is as old as the Hillbilly Jokes. [b]But the blonde ones are true.[/b]
[/quote]

So it's [i]not[/i] OK to generalize about the population of a state, but it [i]is[/i] OK to generalize about what is probably 10-15% of the entire population of the planet.

Man, you can't [i]make[/i] this stuff up.

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ThanksJags — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:37:25 GMT

Matt Jones was arrested???

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RnRoutlaw — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:05:01 GMT

[quote][b]GunnersMom (7/15/2008)[/b][hr]Oh, assumptions of a whole state is okay, but not a generalization of Blondes? That is as old as the Hillbilly Jokes. But the blonde ones are true.

Dork, I told my son to tell the bus driver. He did. The child was not punished. He did it again at school and my son told the teacher. Nothing was done once again. I tell my kids to NOT start a fight, but if someone throws a punch at you, defend yourself. Gunner didn't intend to break his nose, but it did. I don't feel good about that, but I would not let them give him swats because the school's chain of command and control of bad behavior is non-existent.

I don't know why everyone is talking about my spell check. I STATED THAT MYSELF AND NOW YOU ALL ARE TAKING CREDIT FOR DOGGING MY SPELLING?

How do I not write right? Paragraph, sentence? I'm not writing an Essay here. It is a forum.

I care not what details about time, place and other specifics enougt read the police report to get his address, but thanks for the idea. (DUH!) I'll get it, just not looking up the report.

And my son's name, Dork, is Gunner (after Gunnar Nelson of the Nelson Twins) and his name is unique and making fun of a child, who had nothing do to with this post, I did, is very childish and way immature, and feeble, cowardly......and the smart comment about cooking meth is way not cool dude. You know nothing of our life. And I already told you, his dad got into that and it broke our family apart. I didn't get personal with you, so don't go there with me.

I didn't post my information here. I'm not gonna put up stupid pix and weird names. I have my own private profile page and it isn't here.

No, there is not necessarily a decimal point in an I.Q. number. You can find that anywhere on the net, unless your I.Q. isn't very high. Average I.Q. is 85.

I posted something about sports, on a sports forum, under the topic I was concerned with. All of you made this drama draw out. [/quote]

Oh please do keep posting! With each and every post a little bit of the truth comes out. The Nelson twins? Really? I'm assuming with your genius level IQ you could've figured out the joke there. Apparently not.