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Never attempt to flatter extremely hot women with "you're beautiful/ hot/" etc etc, because they've heard it so much it means nothing. You flatter them by saying how smart they are....
...and you use the reverse flattery for really smart gals. You tell 'em how beautiful/ hot they are.
TMD's Jags draft: as of 3/ 11/08
1) DE Calais Campbell 2) RB Ray Rice 3a) DT Frank Okam 3b) trade to Mia for DE Jason Taylor 4) C Cody Wallace 5a) CB Terrence Wheatley 5b) WR William Franklin 5c) SS Caleb Campbell
Follow this & we'll be playing in Tampa next February
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| BigJohn98 (5/6/2008)
jones&24 (5/6/2008)
Political threads suck.Word. And threads about FSU players being recruited and then getting kicked off the team for cheating, rules violation etc. Suck even more. Other than noles trolls, who cares.
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| The Drifter (5/6/2008)
There are written rules and then....... There are Unwritten rules..... The Object of this thread is to post any unwritten rule you can think of to live by. I'll start...... Never throw a porcupine in a balloon store! Never throw a balloon in a porcupine store!
The New York Yankees:
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| Never pee on a electric fence.
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| JAGGATOR1 (5/8/2008)
Don't share food or drinks with another guy....What if you're broke, thirsty, and "other guy" is too drunk to finish his drink?
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| Welcome to Jacksonville Derrick Harvey. We look forward to you helping us win a championship. |
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| There is NO sneaking out a "Silent One" when there is a dog in the room...... 
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| Jaguars Moderator 7 (5/7/2008)
Never pee on a electric fence.Through the brilliance of Mythbusters, you can pee on anything electrical without fear of being electrocuted. Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger, and above all DON'T MESS AROUND WITH SLIM!!!!!
Any man who is under 30 and is not a Liberal has no heart; and
any man who is over 30 and not a Conservative has no brains.
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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